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Imagine this…

You have had a busy day at the office; the boss moaned, the boss’ boss moaned, even the guy who you’ve never seen in your life moans… You can’t bitch and moan, because if you do you’re “setting a bad example for your team”. Now imagine a full week of this. Clearly, the last thing you need is to come home after 14 hours days and do the ironing, right???!!! Now what you need is the new and improved “oh so perfect” boyfriend! Now… allow me to present some of the advantages of owning such boyfriend:

  • He costs almost nothing to keep – to keep him fit and able to do all the chores around the house, you must not overfeed or let him overindulge. No one wants to watch him take 2 hours to iron your shirt.
  • He can multitask – what do you mean you can’t hoover and make tea at the same time???!!!
  • He keeps you entertained – have you ever watched a grown man dusting with a feather puff? Trust me, it’s hilarious!
  • Your house always looks spotless, no matter how much mess you make – the dress in the living room?  The shoes in the study? Your laptop in the washing machine? No worries! The “oh so perfect” boyfriend is here to help!
  • You can take him out on social engagements – as long as you follow the first point to the letter, you have a winner!
  • He doesn’t drink, burp, fart or fall asleep in front of the T.V. – but won’t judge if you do 😉
  • He earns twice as much as you – D’OH…. who’s going to keep you in the style you have become accustomed to?
  • It can last a lifetime – just follow the instructions and enjoy!

Now wake up! It’s time to do the dishes! 😀


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